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Applause at the Theater Date: Sent Thursday, June 4, 2009 Category: None

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A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a movie theater and sat down, the handful of people there applauded. He thought to himself, "I can't believe it. People recognize me all the way up here."

Then a man came over to him and said, "Thanks for coming. They won't start the movie unless we have ten customers or more."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.