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Dirty Magazines Date: Sent Tuesday, July 1, 2008 Category: None

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/* There are no CDs available this donation drive. Sorry for any confusion. Thanks. - jp */

Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, my Marine husband called home to tell me he would be late - again. He went on to say that dirty magazines had been discovered in the platoon's quarters and they had to discipline the whole squad. I launched into a tirade, arguing that many men had pictures hanging in their quarters at our previous post, so his new platoon should not be penalized for something trivial.

My husband calmly listened to my gripes and then explained, "Honey, dirty magazines: the clips from their rifles had not been cleaned."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.