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Musical Instrument      Date: Sent Friday, December 16, 2011 Category: None | Rating: 3.88/5 (261 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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My wife and I were browsing in a crafts store when I noticed a display of country-style musical instruments. After looking over the flutes, dulcimers
and recorders, I picked up a shiny, one-stringed instrument I took to be a mouth harp. I put it to my lips and, much to the amusement of other
shoppers, twanged a few notes on it.
After watching from a distance, my wife came up and whispered in my ear, "I hate to tell you this, honey, but you're trying to play a cheese
slicer."
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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