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The Honeymoon is Over & Follow the Plow Date: Sent Wednesday, May 26, 1999 Category: None

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A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"

"Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon itself was wonderful -- so romantic! But......." Suddenly she burst out crying. "Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed -- they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!"

"Darling baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. I'm your mother -- tell me these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...words like: Wash, Iron, Dust, Cook..."

Received from pmarburger.

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A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it" Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart."

Received from Amsphx.