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The Ghosts of White House Past Date: Sent Friday, May 28, 1999 Category: Political

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One night, Clinton was visited by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson Moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to Help the country?" Clinton asked.

"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.

Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.

"Go to the theatre." replied Abe.

Received from Thomas J Subjak.