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Missing Work Date: Sent Friday, October 11, 2019 Category: None

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"Armstrong," the boss said, "I happen to know that the reason you didn't come to work yesterday was that you were out playing golf."

"That's a rotten lie!" Armstrong protested. "And I have the fish to prove it!"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.