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Top 10 Reasons Hanukkah is Better than Christmas Date: Sent Wednesday, December 23, 2009 Category: None

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To my Jewish friends, enjoy! May the miracle be with you always.

Top 10 Reasons Hanukkah is Better than Christmas

10. There's no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special."
9. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway).
8. No need to clean the chimney.
7. There's no latke-nog.
6. Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs.
5. You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals.
4. You won't see, "You're a Schlemiel, Charlie Brown."
3. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl."
2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.

and the Number 1 reason why Hanukkah is better than Christmas...

1. Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.