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Finest Equipment      Date: Sent Friday, October 2, 2009 Category: None | Rating: 3.43/5 (301 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Morris had been playing golf for years and he had the finest golfing equipment, but his technique never improved a bit.
As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new ball into the woods. On the second hole, he drove another new ball
into a lake. On the third, he lost a new ball in another part of the woods.
"Why don't you use an old ball?" his friend Sam asked.
"I've never had an old ball," Morris said.
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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