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Big White Circles
Date: Sent Monday, May 8, 2023
Category: None
Rating: 3.86/5 (133 votes)
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Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights a bit long and the protective shades I wore left a big white circle around each eye.

Gazing at myself in the mirror the next day, I thought, "Man, I look like a clown."

I had almost convinced myself that I was overreacting until I got in line at the grocery store. I felt a tug and looked down to see a toddler staring up at me. He asked, "Are you giving out balloons?"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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