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New Father Date: Sent Friday, December 1, 2017 Category: None

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The first-time father, beside himself with excitement over the birth of his son, was determined to do everything right.

"So, tell me, Nurse," he asked as his new family headed out the hospital door, "what time should we wake the little guy in the morning?"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.