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Fact of Life Date: Sent Tuesday, August 16, 2011 Category: None

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A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?"

The father answered immediately, "I just don't know, son. No male has ever lived that long yet."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.