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Wanna-be Mechanic Date: Sent Wednesday, November 14, 2007 Category: None

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/* Sorry we missed yesterday. Also, I know it's late, but I still want to thank all the Veterans for their service to our country! I hope you all had a great Veterans Day.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled funnies! */

A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get.

The boss says, "Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your head?"

The mechanic nods, confused.

"Can you play light saber with your wrench and another man's screwdriver?"

"Oh yes," says the mechanic.

"Can you bounce your screwdriver off the cement, grab it, whirl it around and put it in your belt like a gun?"

"Sir, I've been doing that for years!" says the wanna-be mechanic.

"Well in that case, I can't use you. I have 12 men doing that already!" says the boss.

Received from Julie Schaefer.