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Monday, April 21, 2025 |
More kids being themselves   
Date: Sent Tuesday, July 13, 1999
Category: None | Rating: 3.87/5 (118 votes)
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A priest was walking along the school corridor near the preschool wing when a group a little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One
little lad of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked, "Why do you dress funny?" He told him that he was a
priest and that this is the uniform priests wear. Then he pointed to the priest's little plastic collar insert and asked, "Does it hurt? Do you have
a Boo-boo?" The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him the collar insert looked like a bandaid. So the priest took it out to show him. On
the back of the collar are raised letters giving the name of the manufacturer. The little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked, "Do you know
what those words say?" "Yes I do," said the lad who was not old enough to read. Peering intently at the letters he said, "It says, 'Kills ticks and
fleas up to six months!'"
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After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up. "That's
okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday
anyway,
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One day a space shuttle crashed to the ground in the yard of a pre school When he finally struggled out of the wreckage, the astronaut shouted, "I'm
free! I'm free!!!" At this point, one of the little children standing there shouted back, "Big deal, I'm four!"
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A young boy was kneeling by his bed and saying his prayers and asked God to make him a good boy. The boy's father, passing by the bedroom, overheard
his son praying: "And make me a good boy if You can; and if You can't, don't worry about it, 'cause I'm having fun the way I am."
Received from JetsMech.
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