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Vintage Beauty Date: Sent Tuesday, May 14, 2024 Category: None

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A history professor was explaining how society's ideal of beauty changes with time.

"Take Miss America in 1921," he noted. "She stood 5 ' 1" tall, weighed 108 pounds, and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she'd do in today's beauty contest?"

One student piped up, "Not very well! She'd be way too old!"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.