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A History professor was explaining how society's ideal of beauty changes with time.

"Take Miss America in 1921," he noted. "She stood 5'1" tall, weighed 108 pounds, and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she'd do in today's beauty contest?"

"One student piped up, "Not very well! She'd be way too old!"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.