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Inventions That Didn't Succeed Date: Sent Thursday, July 15, 1999 Category: None

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The waterproof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlights

Submarine screen doors

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart boards

A dictionary index

Mechanical pencil sharpeners

Powdered water

Waterproof tea bags

The helicopter ejector seat

Received from Leah Sandlin and Joe's Joke List.

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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

668: The Neighbor of the Beast.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before. -- Mae West.

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

It does not matter if you fall down, as long as you pick something up from the floor when you get up.

Received from Jel at HAND List.