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Illness Date: Sent Wednesday, February 8, 2023 Category: None

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I had the toughest time of my life!

First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis.

I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis. I don't know how I pulled through it.

It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.