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Assistance? Date: Sent Tuesday, July 21, 2009 Category: None

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In the examination paper, the professor wanted us to sign a form stating that we had not received any outside assistance. Unsure of whether he should sign the form, a student stated that he had prayed for the assistance of God.

The professor carefully studied the answer script and then said, "You can sign it with a clear conscience. God did not assist you."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.