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Friday, April 19, 2024 |
Husband's Estimate Date: Sent Thursday, August 31, 2017 Category: None | Rating: 3.95/5 (142 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the
"miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Joe interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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