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School Punishment Date: Sent Wednesday, April 1, 2009 Category: None

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One day a little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.