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Kiss Goodbye Date: Sent Monday, May 6, 2019 Category: None

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"Dad," a teenaged girl says, running into her father's den, "I'd like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!"

"You're too late, honey. Your mother just did that two minutes ago, and I don't have any cash left on me."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.