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Scales Don't Lie Date: Sent Monday, December 14, 2015 Category: None

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that's going to help."

"Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.