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Rushed to the Hospital Date: Sent Monday, March 7, 2016 Category: None

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When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear."

Not sure what she considered comfortable, I asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?"

"Hold them up and imagine them on me," she answered. "If you smile, put them back."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.