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Sunday, November 24, 2024 |
Long Happy Life  
Date: Sent Friday, September 13, 2013
Category: None | Rating: 4.31/5 (192 votes)
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise."
"That's amazing,"the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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