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Old Friends Date: Sent Tuesday, May 31, 2011 Category: None

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Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each other's friendship.

One day the younger of the two turned to the other and said, "Please don't be angry with me, dear, but I am embarrassed after all these years. What is your name? I am trying to remember, but I just can't."

The older friend stared at her, looking very distressed, said nothing for two full minutes, and finally said, "How soon do you have to know?"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.