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Hang On! Date: Sent Friday, March 6, 2015 Category: None

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My wife and I were traveling on the Kansas Turnpike, bucking 30 to 45 mph crosswinds. At the tollbooth, I asked the attendant, "What do you people do in Kansas when the wind quits?"

The tollbooth attendant didn't miss a beat when she answered, "We take the rocks out of our pockets."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.