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Kids will be kids Date: Sent Wednesday, October 6, 1999 Category: None | Rating: 3.96/5 (140 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair.
"Don't be angry," the mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."
A short while later, there's more crying, and the mother goes to investigate.
This time the sister is bawling and her brother says, "She knows now."
Received from Best of Humor mailing list.
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An atom is strolling down the atomic highway when he bumps into an atom he knows.
He says hello and his friend responds with a weary greeting in return.
Sensing something amiss, he enquires what's wrong.
"I've just lost an electron," comes the dejected reply.
"Are you sure?" questions the first.
The second confirms: "Yes, I'm positive..."
Received from BOH Joe.
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