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Home Donations Date: Sent Monday, June 16, 2025 Category: None

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A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new children's home we're building. I hope you'll give what you can."

"To be sure," said the beleaguered woman, "I'll give you two boys, two girls, or one of each."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.