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Snowed In Date: Sent Friday, December 3, 2010 Category: None

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Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replied, "Jeez, OK."

Two days later, again they were both sitting down with their cups of morning coffee and heard the weather forecast: "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even-numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replied, "Jeez, OK."

Three days later, they both were once again sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast was, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and then the power went out so Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. He said to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?"

Lena replied, "Aw, Ole, yust leave the car in the garage."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.