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Date: Sent Thursday, February 16, 2023
Category: None
Rating: 3.80/5 (127 votes)
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I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. Recently, after I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.

The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I responded in a serious tone, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."

While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me ... "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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