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Just like a Surgeon & Bumper Sticker Date: Sent Monday, October 18, 1999 Category: None

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Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.

Morris, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey DeBakey! Is dat you? Come over here a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris was working on a car. Morris in a loud voice, all could hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at this work. I also take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?"

DeBakey was very embarrassed and as he walked away, said softly to Morris, "Try doing your work with the engine running."

Received from Lorraine.

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I just heard an announcer on the radio that said, "those New Yorkers are really tough people. They had a bumper sticker made up for the Democrats, that is on the rear bumpers of huge amounts of cars. It reads,

"RUN HILLARY RUN"...

However, the Republican's are putting it on their FRONT BUMPERS.

Received from Terouge.