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Special Dinner
Date: Sent Wednesday, January 27, 2021
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Rating: 3.87/5 (126 votes)
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My friend, celebrating a special occasion, went to a restaurant and ordered what she thought would be a lobster tail. But to her dismay, the entire crustacean was on her plate. "He's looking right at me!" she exclaimed to the waiter. "I just can't eat him."

The waiter removed her plate, but returned it a few moments later. The lobster now had a blindfold neatly tied around its eyes.

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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