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Tuesday, September 23, 2025 |
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Not realizing our mother had left some leftover turkey in our oven's broiler, my sister, 19, turned the oven on to bake cookies. Once the oven was
hot, she put in the cookies and came back to check on them ten minutes later. When she pulled open the oven door, flames shot out and my sister
shouted, "Mom! Fire!" as she closed the door.
Immediately our mother called the fire department and rushed all of us out of the house. The firefighters were over in a flash and they quickly hosed
the oven down with some foam, then helped us clear the house of smoke. As one of the young firemen was leaving, he turned to my mother and said, "Your
daughter is cute. I would ask her out, but I only date women who can cook."
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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