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New Sign Date: Sent Wednesday, January 20, 2016 Category: None

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Driving through Southern California, I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables, and crafts.

As I went to pay, I noticed the young woman behind the counter was painting a sign.

"Why the new sign?" I asked.

"My boyfriend didn't approve of the old one," she said.

When I glanced at what hung above the counter, I understood. It declared, "Local Honey, Dates, Nuts."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.