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Thursday, April 25, 2024 |
The Pearly Gates Date: Sent Thursday, April 26, 2018 Category: None | Rating: 4.29/5 (165 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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A man appears before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone
bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily
tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone
now or you'll answer to me.'"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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