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Things a Football Coach Should Not Say at Half Time       Date: Sent Friday, November 5, 1999 Category: None | Rating: 3.16/5 (118 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Things a football coach should not say at half time 
 
- If you don't mind, I'm going to leave now to beat the traffic. 
- Who's winning? 
- Enough strategy.  Let me tell you about my Amway products. 
- They may have the talent, size and athleticism, but we've got the   headbands! 
- It's not over until ... who am I kidding?  It's over! 
 
From "The Late Show with David Letterman," CBS 
 Received from Shawnda Price. 
 
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