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College News Date: Sent Tuesday, August 31, 2021 Category: None

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College student: "Hey, Dad! I've got some great news for you!"

Father: "What, son?"

College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?"

Father: "I certainly do."

College student: "Well, you get to keep it."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.