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Billy Graham goes to heaven and is approached by St. Peter. They greet each other. Billy recognizes a man with two somewhat ... er ... unattractive lizards on his neck.

He asks, "Why does the Pope have two lizards around his neck?"

To which St. Peter replies, "Well, the Pope had some unresolved sins, and he must wear the lizards until he gives them up."

He nods, and then notices Howard Stern with 10 lizards around his neck and states, "Ah, I get it. He had even more unresolved sins, and he must wear them for longer."

"Correct," replies St. Peter.

Finally he sees Bill Clinton, and he has only one lizard on his neck. Surprised to see only one lizard, he asks St. Peter about this.

St. Peter replies,"Well, we needed to punish this particular lizard."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.