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A Picture is Worth ... How Many Words? Date: No date scheduled Category: None

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A picture frame was broken, and I decided to try my hand at repairing it. A screw was missing in one corner, so I called the hardware store. "Do you carry screws for picture frames?" I asked the man who answered the phone.

"What size do you need?"

"I don't know, but it's rather small."

The man sighed. "Ma'am, would that be closer to 'itsy-bitsy' or 'teeny-weeny'?" he asked.

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.