View Funnies	Sunday, April 20, 2025

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

Thoughts from TFTD Date: Sent Friday, December 3, 1999 Category: None

Rating: 2.48/5 (88 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

If you rearrange the letters in the phrase,
Year Two Thousand,
you can get
A year to shut down!!

-Bob A

-=+=-

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.

"Diet."

-=+=-

Paranoia is our most important product. -David Israel, executive producer of NBC's 'Made for TV Movie' Y2K

-=+=-

The only thing worse than training good employees
and losing them,
is NOT training your employees
and keeping them.

-Zig Ziglar

-=+=-

Triumph is directly proportional
to the amount of "umph"
that goes behind the "try."

-Rewording of a thought by Penny Pennington

-=+=-

This past year the umpire lineup for the Houston Astros radio broadcast was sponsored by the Mann Berkeley Eye Center.

Coincidence? I think not.

-tftd

-=+=-

Fountain of youth? We have enough youth, what we need is a fountain of smart...

-Bumper Sticker seen by Jaime Roman

-=+=-

Three major lies in the country today:

1. I'm entitled to one mistake.

2. It will never happen to me.

3. I've got plenty of time.

-J.C. Watts, R-OK Speaking to students in Bryan/College Station 1999/10/09

-=+=-

Notice: NASA will no longer accept velocity measures expressed in furlongs per fortnight.
-NASA Notice as imagined by tftd

Received from Thought for the Day Mailing list.
To join the list, send email to listserv@tamu.edu with
"subscribe tftd-l" in the body of the message.