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Marriage Longevity Date: Sent Tuesday, October 23, 2007 Category: None

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At their 50th anniversary celebration, the husband was asked the secret of their longevity.

"Well, we agreed in the beginning that if we ever got into a fight, I would just take my hat and go for a walk. After a while, I would return and throw my hat through the doorway. If she threw it back, it was time to take another walk. So I account my longevity to all the exercise I've gotten over the years!"

Received from Jim Swanson.