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Pastor's Wife Gets a Dress Date: Sent Thursday, February 21, 2008 Category: None

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One Sunday afternoon, the pastor's wife returned home with an expensive dress in hand. When her husband asked her about it, she explained.

"Well, I was on my way to put the church's offering money in the bank, but I saw this amazing dress in the shop window. I was just trying it on when the Devil appeared and started tempting me to buy it."

At this point, the pastor was beginning to become angry. "Why didn't you just use scripture and say, 'Get thee behind me, Satan'?"

The wife sheepishly answered, "I did, but the Devil said, 'It looks even better from back here!'"

Received from Sara Opal.