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Hardware Store Sign Date: Sent Tuesday, January 8, 2008 Category: None

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My local hardware store puts its customers in their place before they even enter. The sign on the door reads:

"Shoes required, because you might hurt yourself. Shirts required, because you're not as good-looking as you think."

Received from Becky D..