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New Restaurant Date: Sent Thursday, April 3, 2008 Category: None

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I almost got thrown out of my sister-in-law's house one year at the holidays. I told them that I was thinking of opening a restaurant (I did this with a straight face, so they thought I was serious).

She and her family at the time were vegetarians, but I said I was going to open a restaurant that specialized in venison dishes. I was going to call it "The Buck Stops Here," and my slogan was going to be "Bambi: You've seen the movie. Now, eat the star!"

Received from Steve Sanderson.