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First Liberty Date: Sent Thursday, March 20, 2008 Category: None

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My fiance had been sent to basic training in the Coast Guard at Cape May, N.J., soon after our engagement, so I visited him when he was given his first liberty. That evening we had a wonderful, quiet dinner, and then we took a romantic, moonlit walk toward the ocean. But at the sidewalk's end, he stopped.

"Let's go down to the water," I suggested.

"What?" he replied. "And have the sand ruin the shine on my shoes?"

Received from "Humor In Uniform" by Bonnie Wright.