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Family Picnic Date: Sent Tuesday, March 18, 2008 Category: None

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The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach. The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to tank up. When a rusty old van containing a very tired looking couple and six screaming children pulled into his station, the attendant tried small talk to cheer the occupants.

"Hope you had a good day at the beach! Nice looking kids there. Are they all yours, or is this a picnic?"

Wearily, the driver replied, "Yes, they are all mine, and it's NO picnic!"

Received from Pastor Tim.