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Goodbye, Mom Date: Sent Tuesday, June 10, 2008 Category: None

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I was shopping at Walmart and noticed a little old lady following me around. I stopped; she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at me. She finally overtook me at the checkout, and she turned to me and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

I answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Goodbye, Mom,' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, I called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved and smiled back at me.

Pleased that I had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, I went to pay for my groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

Shocked, I asked, "How come so much!? I only bought five items."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."

Don't trust little old ladies!!!

Received from Chris Keniston.