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America's Independence Day
Date: Sent Friday, July 4, 2008
Category: None
Rating: 3.15/5 (230 votes)
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A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where The Star-Spangled Banner was sung before the start of each game.

Then the father and son attended a church on a Sunday shortly before Independence Day.

The congregation sang The Star-Spangled Banner, and after everyone sat down, the little boy suddenly yelled out,

"PLAY BALL!!!"

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This is a day when we know we are free
We can live as we want, yes you and me.

But let us remember that a price had been paid
Many who fought for us lay in an unknown grave...

So let's stay safe and enjoy this day with friends,
Knowing that freedom, for us, has no ends.

Smile at that flag as it hangs there with pride
We, who are free, never having to hide.

Bring it in with a bang and yell and a shout
But remember to put all those camp fires out.

Happy Birthday, America!

Received from Joke du Jour.


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