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Tax Deductions Date: Sent Wednesday, April 15, 2009 Category: None

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I was watching an old George & Gracie episode last night, and their accountant was trying to figure out some of Gracie's deductions:

Personal expenses: $120 for a wave -- You see, my friend waved, and when I waved back I drove into a tree.

Under health expenses: $50 for a full-length mirror -- That's right, I got it for my father so he wouldn't get pneumonia. You see, before he only had a half-length mirror, so when he went outside he forgot his pants.

$75 for goldfish -- Well, I put the goldfish bowl on the phonograph and turn it on so the goldfish get their exercise without having to swim around.

Received from FD.