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Railroad Woes Date: Sent Wednesday, November 5, 2008 Category: None

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Two drunk farmers are helping each other home late one night, staggering down the railroad tracks. After about half a mile, Vern declares with some annoyance, "Shoot, this sure is a long staircase!"

At that Chet slurs back, "Well, it ain't the stairs that're botherin' me so much as these stink'in low handrails."

Received from Charity A Miller.