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Dwarf Accident Date: Sent Monday, November 17, 2008 Category: None

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My day started out terribly. On my way to work, I rear-ended the car in front of me. The driver got out, and he was a DWARF! He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT happy!"

I said, "Well, then, which one ARE you?"

That's how the fight started...

Received from Dave Stieglitz.